Declutering - Part 3

What Teens Actually Hear! 

After gathering the sacrifices of the day to be disposed of I, Mike, called Emric to help out. 

 "Emric,
please carry this bin downstairs,
dump the contents of the laundry basket in the garbage,
put my laptop in the kitchen,
and put the rest in my trunk."

I guess I should be glad the laptop didn't go in the garbage,
as Emric obviously heard dump the entire bin,
garbage and all with my dry cleaning in the trunk!

When I opened it this morning, with great laughter and a
Bishopric counselor, to unload our recent ward's 2013 curriculum order...

This is what I saw: